Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running
their practices like an assembly line nowadays?
Here’s what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor’s office and the
receptionist asked him what he had.
Kevin said: ‘Shingles.’
So she wrote down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to
have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out
and asked Kevin what he had…
Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’ So
she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and
told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin
said, ‘Shingles..’ So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and
wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin
sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin
what he had.
Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’
The doctor asked, ‘Where do you have them?’
Kevin said, ‘Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload
them??’