@woodcutter‘s wins hands down. That is terrible, terribble terrible.
Here is mine:
I want to find a faucet for cold water. There are only faucets for hot water in this fancy house.
Eventhough I can take the hot water and put it in the freezer, and wait and save some cold water for future, what if I want some cold immediately for emergency? How could the house be built without cold water faucet? I don’t know anything about plumbing electricity I just want a cold water faucet. How can highlighting vertically not be possible just like it is not a problem to copy horizontally. After all these years of newest version of this and that, we still can’t just highlight (a column) vertically.
See here