I was thinking about visiting the Vatican, and stealing the Pope’s hat. It’s a really cool hat, which means I have a valid reason.
Do you think he would be mad? Or does he have to forgive me, because he’s the Pope?
They should at least let me wear it for my mugshot, right? It would be a legendary heist.

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