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(NSFW) If you knew how big it was, would it change your opinion of me?

Asked by josie (30934points) July 23rd, 2013
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This question…
http://www.fluther.com/161834/nsfw-will-all-males-on-fluther-measure-their-sex-organ-for/
...got me to thinking.

If you found it was bigger than average, would that reinforce or challenge your virtual impression of me
Or if it turned out it was smaller than average? Or simply average?

For the record, I hate being regarding as average in anything. But free shot in this case.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’m not that small minded. I wouldn’t think less of you either way.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

No, I will NEVER be in proximity of it no matter what size. I will leave that to whatever woman (or man) you end up in bed with.

chyna's avatar

No matter your size, I will think of you in the same way I always have.

josie's avatar

@chyna

And please be assured that the feeling would be mutual.

Katniss's avatar

@josie It’s all about how you use it.

jca's avatar

To me it’s not the size of the member. It’s the person that the member is attached to that I care about. He is what matters. If I like him it doesn’t matter how big or small.

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tranquilsea's avatar

Attraction and sex is between the ears and NOT between the legs.

Coloma's avatar

Hmmm…well, gauging by the size of your self confidence, I’d say it’s gotta be enormous, maybe even record breaking.
I bet it held up your delivery because it was wrapped around your neck.
Why don’t you show us…if you’re that modest wear a speedo for minimal coverage. knee slapping laughter Nah….I like your spice, my opinion would remain solidly favorable.

ucme's avatar

All military dudes, are “one inch warriors” so…

josie's avatar

@ucme
You may be talking about your boyfriend, and there is nothing wrong with that.

But most of us think that generalizations are inappropriate, like saying that women are better at housework than men, or that black people can’t swim.

Diversity in opinion is a beautiful thing, but we should avoid generalizations.

Maybe your boyfriend is not the only possibility available to you.

ucme's avatar

@josie Reverting to type, with the meathead pseudomacho bullshit when faced with an innocent little joke.
Boyfriend…is that all you got, maybe I hit a nerve then.

josie's avatar

@ucme
Nice effort

ucme's avatar

Interesting that you threw your toys outta your bed & chose a clumsy attempt at homophobia as a comeback to a throwaway remark…very oversensitive type aren’t we?

josie's avatar

@ucme
I am not the most experienced or enlightened or progressive person on this site.

But I have one gift and asset and that is I can make friends anywhere and everywhere. I have lots of friends.

Some of my friends (and colleagues) are “one inch warriors” as you described. I figure since you are condescending, you never saw fit to serve with them. I did, and they deserve better than that. But we are used to it, so no problem.

Most are straight. A few are gay.

I am no expert at life, but when I hear people talk about “size” I hear the following:

The heterosexual girls say it is not about size, but about patience, sensitivity, and a basic understanding of female anatomy.

The gay guys I know (I only know a very few) are the ones who most frequently talk about size. If they are on the bottom, there seems to be something about stretching out their anus and penetrating their rectum that is stimulating and intriguing. I don’t get it, but that is not my affair.

You brought up size.

That indicates to me that you have a fascination for size, in the fashion that I described.

If I have misjudged your point of view, well , sorry. My bad. Or maybe I touched a nerve.

Anyway, Its, nothing personal.

Coloma's avatar

@josie Well, as long as you only touched his nerve. lolol

ucme's avatar

@josie That from someone who asks a question about the size of his dick.
So, if i’ve got this right, you either believe i’m gay, based on a massive generalisation that gay men are fixated with penis size. This despite the many references i’ve given of my wife & kids.
Or your boyfriend remark was a clumsy comment filled with homophobic undertones which you’re now pathetically trying to twist around.
I clearly did hit a nerve, which comes as no great surprise coming from a self appointed “martyr” whose militarised mindset is skewed to the point of delusion.
You aked a largely crass/self serving question & received a trite/tongue in cheek answer & got all defensive of your soldier type buddies, get a fucking grip man.

ucme's avatar

Wait stop!!!
@josie said & I quote, “you brought up size”
Look at your fucking question, what was I meant to bring up, egg mayonaisse!?!
The resulting diatribe is as amusing as it is pointless.

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