Oh my God! This is my kind of question because I love the Phils. They’re my team.
J-Roll – He’s in quite a slump. He can’t hit on the road OR at home.
Victorino – Not actually doing that bad. And thank God we have some speed in the lineup.
Utley – Utley, Utley, Utley. Well, actually last night against the Angels he slammed a double and scored a run, but still! He’s at .291 and still on the All-Star Team? I just hope he can bounce back after the Interleague games.
Howard – He’s doing pretty well. Gets a couple hits a game, usually a double. Hasn’t been cranking them out like he used to.
Burrell – He’s been absolutely terrible for the past 20 games or so. He usually strikes out a couple times a game, and he isn’t the best outfielder.
Jenkins – I think Geoff is the best we got right now. He’s hitting at a good average, and usually gets a hit every game.
Ruiz – Not the best hitter out there.
Feliz – He’s not a good hitter either, and not the best third base-man.
Werth – Werth is actually a very good pinch hitter. Yes, he has some games where he can’t hit. But he usually can get on base.
Taguchi – Taguchi is absolutely terrible. He can run, and that’s it. If you watched last night’s game, he sufferred the last out of the game on a foul fly, and the pitch was way high and outside. He’s just dumb when it comes to hitting.
Bruntlett – I love Bruntlett, and don’t think he gets the recognition he deserves. He’s a great hitter, a fast and smart runner, and steals bases like nobody’s business.
Coste – A great catcher, but not the best hitter
Dobbs – Dobbs is decent.
Myers – After such a great season last year, I don’t know why Myers is sucking this year.
Hamels – Cole is still young, and has a lot of time to grow with the Phils. He’s not there yet.
Moyer – The grandpa of the team. He is probably the best pitcher we have right now.
Kendrick – Kendrick is also a good pitcher. Not only that, but he’s the best hitting pitcher on the Phillies.
Eaton – Adam usually plays well, with a few rough patches here and there.
The only closer I’m going to discuss is Lidge, because he is the best.
Lidge – One of the best closers in baseball, today. He has a very strong arm, and you can count on him to save any game.