I broke my foot walking down the street one day. Well, not just one day, I wasn’t a big drinker and it was my 21st birthday….so I was drunk. But, all I was doing was walking. It ruined my entire summer, as I did not know it was broken and continued to walk on it, thus furthering the injury.
I fell down a hill, on pavement, while rollerblading for the first time in 15 years, didn’t realize the one brake didn’t work, or maybe I just didn’t know how to use it. I tore my knee open, it later got infected. Was really gross.
I drunkenly rode my boss’s cruiser bike into a brick wall one night at a work party. It ripped my (brand new Chaco!) sandal off my foot and tore open a gash on top of the fairly recent scar from above foot injury ^^^^. Now it looks like a leaf/vine on my foot. It was a really wide gash, so I went to the doctor. Passed out for the first time ever!
I don’t drink anymore.