Well, the Bible says it doesn’t matter what you wear:
Matthew 6:31–33 – Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
Unless, of course, you’re mixing threads.
Deut 21:11 – Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
And, God’s “garments of salvation” do include a robe…
Isaiah 61:10 (excerpt) – my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness,
And if the “wet pants” they’re talking about come from a nocturnal emission, the Bible has something to say about that, too.
Deut. 23:10–11 – If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp: But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.