I am actually losing my temper here.
The human eye, famous for its natural beauty. A thing so amazing, that people have been known to fall in love with a person just because of their eyes.
The source of countless compliments, poems, and nice thoughts, known as the windows on the soul, and so complex and amazing, that they make some people claim the universe simply must have a creator, and point to them as proof of a god, and now these morons, and jabbing bits of metal in them… Yes, you really improved on mother nature, with that heart shape stud in your eye.
You know what would really add to your naturally beautyful young green eyes… a sharp piece of metal jabbed in it, so that every time I look at you I can imagine someone jamming something sharp in your eye.