I’ve been with my boyfriend for just over two years and I have never once seen his toes. Even when he lived with me for a few months… Never saw them. They are always covered by socks or blankets or whatever… At this point I feel like seeing them is going to be weird. What if the second toe is way longer the the first (ack!)? (I don’t know why this has always weirded me out a bit, but I know its a fairly normal thing).

What off-the-wall things do you have in your closet?
I have never…
I’m afraid of…
Those sorts of things.