One of our friends got pretty wasted one night, we got there later and he asked us to climb into his bed and watch a dirty movie. We were like, no thanks we gotta go. Never to be spoken of again…lol

Walking to my office on day I saw a guy picking cigarette butts out of the disposal can outside of a place.

Years ago I came across a man lying on the side of the road next to a wrecked motorcycle.
A park ranger had a blanket over him but he was lucid and talking, except for the mind blowing pile of intestines, stomach, liver, guts strewn across the roadway.
I was blown away, couldn’t figure out how this person could be ALIVE and talking with their innards all over the road. O-O
Until…the return trip when the I saw a disemboweled deer in the ditch on the other side of the road.

I was FREAKING out, my mind could not compute what I was seeing. lol

“Your answer will be saved if you log in or join…” Thanks Fluther… It wasn’t…

Anyway, to re-answer as I was randomly logged out…

@KNOWITALL That’s both gross and creepy…

@Coloma That would traumatize me for life!

@Adirondackwannabe I’ve seen that too… It’s kind of pitiful…

@DWW25921 Agreed. I just kept thinking about what would have happened if we’d said ‘okay’...eewwww

@KNOWITALL Uugh… We must never speak of this again. :)

Hmmm I see a lot of weird things…. Somewhat recently I was driving down the highway and came to a red light. I looked out the passenger window as I was waiting for it to change and here is this giant white goose standing next to my car…..on the highway…. Needless to say I’m confused. So I look around a bit to make sure I’m not just going crazy and other people are seeing this as well and I see a lady chasing after the goose….on the highway. She chased the goose into the intersection and managed to catch it by taking her coat off and wrapping it around the bird, which she then picked up and took back to her car. Yea….. not really sure what was going on there….

@Adirondackwannabe I see that all the time at work. We call them “Pike Walkers”. They walk up and down the pike (usually in the road wearing dark clothes at night >_<) and stop at all the stores/restaurants that have ashtrays outside to take butts out that have the slightest bit left.

@DWW25921 You have no idea, it was baaad!

@uberbatman That was probably me! lol
I’d rescue a goose in a heartbeat, even if it was my last heartbeat. haha

When my husband first started flying we would hang around at the flight center at a small municipal airport. We would Bar-B-Q watch aviation related movies and the old timers would tell stories. It was a family oriented place. The kids loved it and that place held some of their favorite childhood memories.
One night when we left the airport, my husband left in one car and the kids and I left in another.
We were driving away and the kids and I saw a neon blue giant boomerang in the sky. It was flying about 300–400 feet over our heads. It was so amazing that we stopped the car, got out and started watching it. It was before cell phones. Finally it was out of site. We got back in the car and went home and told my husband. He was not real excited about it. I think the kids and I realized that no one would believe what we saw so we all just decided never to talk about it again.

@Judi I was “followed” on a remote highway near Mt. Shasta in 2004 by a purple neon “boomerang” object. Everybody just gave me a hard time about what I had been smoking but I swear, this thing trailed my car on a remote road for about 5 miles then -poof—it was gone.
I was alone coming back rom a friends cabin at Lake Almanor, no witnesses, but I know what I saw. haha

A friend of mine confessed to me that he had posed for some nude pictures. He was about 12, and he told me he made a lot of money for it, and the man promised not to publish the pictures unless my friend agreed after he turned 18. He tried to talk me into doing it too.
I later found out the man did publish the pictures without my friends consent. He was upset, but not as much as you might think. I was glad I had the common sense to turn him down.
I have spoken about that here, but I never have talked about it with anyone I know.

So, we’ve got a goose, a giant boomerang and porn. This is fun! :)

^^^ LOL

Goose porn maybe? Marwyn has a “special” relationship with garden hose in his pool. He also likes his big red pillow. haha

@Coloma Goose porn… I could get in to that… Yeah…

In my teens, I saw a big dog park his ______ in front of a little dogs face, and forced him to lick. It was so disgusting, ewww! I tried to distract my brother and spare him, but just as I challenged him to race home with me, he pointed and laughed.

One night me and some friends were sleeping on a beach, there were peninsulas at either end, at some point in the night there was an absolutely huge “thing” that flew silently above and over the right-hand peninsular, the only way you could tell its shape (oval) was by the lights shining around the outside of it. I have never been interested in or taken seriously the idea of UFOs but I have to say I can find no other way to explain what happened. I haven’t thought about the experience for a long long time, it happened in 1978.

Small town. Outdoor shopping mall. I’m driving down an aisle about darktime, and there is a guy, big as you please, pissing in the parking lot, between cars, with his friends boarding the car. WTF?

@Coloma yes, I know what I saw also.

DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN TO YOU? Haha, that’s pretty amazing.

I’ll have to think a minute to come up with one….

@Jonesn4burgers Dogs are such animals…

@Adagio We saw you there. You weren’t supposed to see that…

@ibstubro Yuck. I was a witness in an accident where an old guy rammed into the back of a womans car. He was flustered and went behind a truck in front of a few cops. Good times.

@Coloma Ya know, when it was happening, I couldn’t help but think of you :P

@uberbatman Haha, somewhere a random person thinks of another random person. ;-)

I now think of @Coloma every time I see a goose. Which is, like, every 15 minutes, because the thrift stores are full of those old goose kitchen decorations!

@ibstubro Haha..I HATE cutesy country goose stuff, I love REAL geese!

Geese are delicious.

@DWW25921 Somewhere the great goose god will crush your wishbone. lol

I ate a goose (wild), once, and it was delicious!

@Coloma all that means is that now, about every 15 minutes, I’ll think “Coloma wouldn’t like that cause it’s cutesy!” instead of just thinking of you.

@ibstubro Oh what a tangled web you wove. lol