Well..since I am below you what’s on my mind is ” Yay, I am done for the day with all my cleaning and errands and now I can relax the rest of this stormy weekend.” Looking forward to watching ” The Ice man” on Netflix later.

Watching blue devils blow fire

Blue Devils blowing fire? No….my thought was a cheeseburger, which led to the thought of buns, which led to the thought of cheesecake, which led back to cottage cheese, which led to cellulite, which ended on how cellulite can ruin a nice set of buns paired with a great cheesecake and heels.

However, the Jelly below me is thinking of what happened to the Future guy, no sighting of him lately?

Just went to Circle-K for beer. There was a dude on the ground dying next to the soda fountains. There were about four EMT’s trying to keep him alive.

I really wanted a beer so I don’t know if he is still alive.

How the hell do I know? I’m not a mind reader!

I don’t even know who’s below me…at least, not in this particular case, anyway.

Nice leather boots @Symbeline
Any Jelly below me is under 25” of snow! (tosses them a hand warmer)

“Should I post now, or wait for something less vile?”

I went ahead and posted the fact that he went on a trip of a lifetime.

That is not what i was thinking, I was thinking what @filmfann thought was vile or not.

The jelly below me is thinking of sex.

Constantly.
The jelly below me is thinking of eating other humans. Because of that thread about eating raw humans….

Not eating humans, I was thinking of a greatly metabolically challenged woman with a taco salad walking in 4in spikes when one gives way under the weight, and she goes toppling ending up covered in taco salad.

I think the Flutheronian below me is wondering what made me think of what I thought?

Wrong. I don’t care a shit what you think since I have a lot of other things in my mind.
The jelly below me think “shit” is offensive.

Nah.
The jelly below me is thinking about cats.

No, I’m thinking about sex.
The jelly below me have the same thought as me.

If I am, shame on you!
The jelly below me is confusing Samuel L. Jackson with Lawrence Fishburne.

Hell no…..
The jelly below me thinks that Beyonce and Obama had an affair.

No, because I don’t live in the US.
The jelly below me think they have just done something big.

;)
The jelly below me thinks that the jelly above me said a dirty thing.

Not so much as I think the Jelly above you wished to have boinked Obama while Beyonce was watching.

The Jelly below me is thinking of where they placed their car keys.

I don’t have a car. Or keys. I teleport everywhere.

TJBM is thinking about their job.

Everything went out the window when you said you teleported everywhere. I am thinking you more extraterrestrial than Viking.

I wonder if the Jelly below me concurs?

I do.
The flutheronian below me is thinking about redecorating.

Not directly, I was thinking of a house I could by if I won the Mega Millions, since I got an alert this evening’s draw was $221,000,000.

I think the Flutheronian below me wishes I would win it then they can play like they are my friend to get some of the cash.

I was just thinking about bread.

TJBM is thinking about waxing their butt.

See, you are thinking of my future money!

I would not think about waxing my butt but I could think about spanking someone’s butt.

Now the Flutheronian below me is thinking of getting sexually spanked on the butt.

Not, me but I was thinking of spanking someone else on the butt…
The jelly below me is thinking about fried chicken and porn.

Actually….wow, damn man. You’re good. lol

TJBM is thinking about some story in their past which involved getting lost while traveling.

Well how about the time when I got lost in the supermarket when I was 3 years old?
The jelly below me thinks fried chicken and porn make a good combination.

Actually it made me think: “Because IT is shaped like a taco, it is meant to be munched”

I am thinking the Flutheronian below does not know what “it” is.

You mean a vagina. :p

TJBM is thinking about Taco Bell menus.

Vagina.
The jelly below me is thinking about vaginas.

Correct…
The jelly below me is thinking about how to save money this month.

No, I was thinking if the taste of a vagina and how I can’t wait to find “Mrs Right” to snack at the Y again.

The Flutheronian below me is thinking “TMI, TMI!”

I was actually thinking about goldfish.
The jelly bellow me is thinking about how delicious gold fish are.

Yeah. How cruel you are, asking this question right when I’m hungry >:D
The jelly below me have already tasted a goldfish.

Hell no.
The jelly below me licked a womans ass before.

Lol this thread is funny. So licking an ass, do you mean like licking a butt cheek, or the inside of the butthole? I’ve never done either. not to a woman, I mean

TJBM is thinking about gangsta rap.

Hate gangsta rap. I was thinking since you said you never tickled the pucker of any female you have to at least one male?

The Flutheronian below me is thinking of getting some old gangsta rap like Ice T, Puff Daddy, or 2 live Crew on iTunes.

Yep…actually I was thinking about that yesterday…
The jelly bellow me is thinking about moving out.

I already did that.
The flutheronian below me is thinking about watching a movie.

I was earlier, I was thinking if I could find “Gladiator” in a torrent, or another movie, but i can’t remember what it was, so I guess i did not want to see it that bad.

The Flutheronian below me is thinking it is about time they had sex again.

Later.
The jelly below me thinks that they’re going to have sex later.

Nope. I’ve already had sex.
The jelly below me think this thread is getting more and more like this one.

No, that one is making a statement about other Flutheronians on what they did, not what they may be thinking of, which has far less certainty then me saying that the Jelly below me did this or that.

Which is why I think the Flutheronian below me just checked out the link you provided.

nope
The nut below me is going to exercises naked.

I thought I was…but not anymore…sheesh…easy come easy go….
The jelly below me is thinking of ordering a pizza.

No, I ordered a coffee while I thought why @reijinni use the phrase “nut below me”, which led to thinking some people would look very comical exercising naked.

I think the Flutheronian below me wishes they hadn’t eaten the pizza they ordered.

Nah, I had Chinese food today, and I most certainly do not regret it. There’s lots left too, they give you so much.

TJBM is thinking of China.

Kinda, since you mentioned Chinese food it got me thinking of those lovely petite Chinese women.

The Jelly below me though is thinking of French women.

Not usually.
The flutheronian below me thinks that this thread is sexual.

Not really.
The jelly below my is thinking of spamming.

No
The jelly below me just made love to his woman about,an hour ago.

if you mean @AshLeigh, then yeah

TJBM could sure go for some curry right about now.

I have never had curry.
The jelly below me doesn’t think they’ll ever try curry.

You are RIGHT! Imagine that?

The Flutheronian below me is imagining @AshLeigh and @Symbeline naked in a pool of maple syrup squishing all together.

So romantic…

The jelly below me think the scene @Hypocrisy_Central is describing is very erotic :D

No,actually Im imagining Ashleigh and I are naked in a pool of maple syrup squishing all together…;)

The Jelly below me is thinking of kissing Ashleigh.

Nah, sorry, was trying to get a visual of @AshLeigh and @Eggie covered in maple syrup naked and wonder who was licking what off who.

TJBM is thinking they wish they were there too.

Absolutely!
The jelly below me is thinking of a more sexy scenario.

No, I’m really uncomfortable with all of this syrup business. I don’t even like syrup.
The flutheronian below me is thinking about Amanda Seyfried.

No…......I can’t bring her to mind. I was thinking who @Mimishu1995 would be licking the most syrup off if she were the third wheel.

The Flutheronian below me however is thinking if the governor of Arizona should be assassinated if the latest bill thought to be anti-gay is signed.

can’t say just in case.
The next idiot is wondering how to get more money.

No, but I’ve got an anonymous message telling me that I’ve won a million dollars and I’m thinking about how to get it without having to reveal my visa number.

The jelly below me is thinking about some advice for me.

Yes, that is correct any Flutheronian above you that would refer to you or anyone else as an idiot. Also, if you have to disclose your card number, it may not be a lotto for you as much as for those who end up with the card number.

TJBM is thinking a warm bubble bath with [ blank ] would be wonderful right now.

Yeah. Amanda Seyfried.
The jelly below me is thinking about sleeping for the rest of their lives.

@Hypocrisy_Central my answer above is based on a true experience, when I first knew about the internet.
Yes. And I’m thinking of how to do it without any interuption.
The jelly below me think that this thread is getting NSFW.

Seen worse.

TJBM is thinking about becoming a Kung Fu master.

I already am.
The jelly below me is thinking about @Symbeline doing Kung Fu.

Nah
The jelly below me is thinking of buying a lottery ticket.

Nah, but now I’m thinking about Titanic.

All life is a game of luck…

I disagree. A real man gets the shit he wants and is responsible for his own future. Looks at Jack Right bro?

Jack; Yeah, up yours.

TJBM is thinking about poverty.

Actually I am. You are getting too good at figuring my mind. I read there are more homeless here in this city than any other in the area. I am trying to figure a way to help them help themselves.

The Flutheronian below me is thinking they hate homeless people.