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In honor of V DAY and One Billion Rising...... (NSFW)

Asked by Judi (40025points) February 14th, 2014
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I ask this question every year at this time. V-Day is a celebration that started with the Vagina Monologues and has grown into a movement of people rising up to advocate against violence towards women. So my question, to quote a line from the Vagina monologues,
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“Girls, if your vagina could talk, What would it say?”
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One Billion Rising

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Brian1946's avatar

I thought the OP was about Valentine’s Day.

And now like a deer caught in the glare of some pruriently-bright headlights, I’m too shocked to leave! ;-o

talljasperman's avatar

~VD day…

Seek's avatar

Mine’s pretty pissed off, and not talking to me.

My car broke down, and it took so long to get it running again that I was four days late refilling my birth control prescription. Because of that, I need a “backup method” for at least seven days, and my hormones are doing all kinds of crazy shit. Oh, and my backup method is abstinence. And it’s V-day. Frakking life.

syz's avatar

My vagina says this is thought provoking.

syz (35938points)“Great Answer” (5points)
Judi's avatar

@syz, I saw that. I thought the comments on Facebook were interesting. Some men just couldn’t get it.

AshLeigh's avatar

Pfffft. She can talk.

GloPro's avatar

Can I try something other than a Mohawk?

AshLeigh's avatar

She might say… Foreplay.

creative1's avatar

Gosh darn it how long do I have to wait to have sex again, I think I see cob webs from lack of use these days.

linguaphile's avatar

My V would SING this.

Berserker's avatar

Mine just keeps singing Vanilla Ice songs. Go ninja go ninja go!

SnoopyGirl's avatar

I haven’t seen the monologue. I saw a few clips from you jellies up above. I can think of a few things my vagina would say…..1) Be Safe and 2) Respect me.

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