Yes! And it’s a long and veeeeeeeeery interesting story:
A year ago I met a friend who had a lot of money. He was very nice to me: he took me to the best restaurant, he let me buy expensive clothes, he took me to great amusing park… and he always paid the bills! Three months ago he told me that I could be as rich as him too. I tried to ask him why but he refused to tell me. He said that he would let me into the secret if I agreed to run away with him and never look back to my family.
I immediately agreed and when I went home, I put all my belongings into my suitcase and waited for midnight, when my family was asleep. I silently got out of the house and ran to my friend’s meeting place. He was very happy to see me and he brought me into a car, but not before blindfolding me. When he put out the blindfold, I was inside a big elegant room. There were a kind fat man and several friendly men of several age range. The fat man gave me a long to-do list and told me to finish the list, anytime I wanted. When I finished the list, I would “become one of him”. He also told me not to tell anyone about this place and not to return to my home again, as this place would be my new home. And while I did my to-do list, he would make sure no one would harm me, by sending my friend or one of the friendly men to watch over me.
The to-do list contained a lot of things, some were pretty difficult, but I tried to finish it. I wanted to join the fat man, to be with my friend everyday, and to get as much money as I wanted. My friend always aided me whenever I needed help. Finally, I finished the list. It was a few days ago. The fat man congratulated me and said he was very proud of me. That night, he threw a very big party dedicated specially for me, at the same room where we first met. They prepared a beautiful picture of a saint on the table. My friend pinned my finger until blood oozed out and I put the finger onto the picture. Then two men burned it. The fat man told me that was a traditional ceremony, marking my birth into his family. From now on I was one of him, part of the kind family.
And that’s how I became A MAFIOSO!