I always pee right out of bed, then take the dog to pee. Then he eats, right back outside to do his business. Then he crawls in bed with me and I hold a bone for him to chew while I attempt another 30 minutes of sleep. It usually fails, and I lay in bed and play on Fluther while he chews his bone. It’s a pretty good morning ritual, I suppose. Not that I have much choice…