What are some mischievous alternatives to the standard wake up alarm?
Forget bells, beeps, buzzers & melodies, let’s be more creative.
Police sirens blaring at full blast, a trained parrot craps on your face, a rooster giving it large, your wife sitting on your face…wait, stop!
Lots of potential for sadism here, wakey wakey, eggs n bakey
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