In the beginning, Bendrew created the Flutherverse. At first Fluther was shapeless and covered in darkness, and Bendrew’s spirit hovered over the waters. Bendrew said, “Let there be light”. And there was light. Bendrew divided the day from the night, naming them ‘day’ and ‘night’. This was the first day and Bendrew saw that it was good. On the second day Bendrew made the heavens to separate the water from the earth and on the third day he raised the dry land up from the waters below the heavens and commanded the Lagoon to spring forth. Bendrew saw that it was good. Bendrew then made Mods for the day and Mods for the night, and he saw that it was good. This was the fourth day. On the fifth day Bendrew commanded the waters to bring forth Dr. J. And he was pleased with what he saw. On the sixth day Bendrew commanded the water to bring forth all kinds of Jellies and Lurve from the sky and he saw that it was good. Bendrew then said, “Let us create a reason for all of these Jellies to party hard and spread even more Lurve”. So Bendrew created the Masions, each attainable by accruing various levels of Lurve, and gave those who dwelled within a bitchin’ good time. Bendrew looked at everything he had made and was very pleased. On the seventh day, Bendrew rested and watched a Veronica Mars marathon.