To give a real answer (because I’m feeling bleh today)
Don’t wear a white bra. It seems like it would be a good idea, but the white-on-white is really obvious, unless the dress is made out of canvas or something ridiculously thick like that.
Wear a bra that matches your skin tone as closely as possible, with no lace or stripes or whatever.
Don’t eat any of the following: pizza, pasta, BBQ, corn on the cob with butter, ice cream, flamin’ hot cheetos, chili dogs, chicken wings, juicy hamburgers, grape juice, snow cones.
Don’t take on a painting project, oil change, gardening project, dog grooming project or play tug of war.
Don’t wear striped or polka dotted underwear under your clothes.
attempt in any way to imitate the Nazarene Hayzous, this behaviour runs a very real risk of a pox being placed on you & your family #godthevengefulbastard
There is a good thing about white—you can bleach it. Other light colors when you stain it your screwed.
In Florida I wear white. Since the earth here is sand it is less dirty here than many places. That doesn’t help if sit somewhere that has something sticky on it (gross) but it helps in a general just walking around town way.