I live in upstate New York. I was at work and this two inch bug climbed across the table. It was light brown and had a dark brown striped back that fanned out like a crab’s pinchers. It was very thin. It had long feelers and six or eight legs. I couldn’t really tell before I smashed it. Any idea what this abomination was? It kind of looked like a lobster, cockroach, and millipede were fused together.