It involves a porn shop, a port-a-potty, a bomb that didn’t go off, a cowboy, Joey digging through mud for his shoe, me almost losing a testicle because I was running full speed through a field in the dark and hitting a pole, me hitting Joey with a PVC pipe to prove it could hurt, Bryan hitting me with a 2×4 because he is a dick, running out or gas while being chased be rednecks, rednecks pointing a shotgun at us, shooting rednecks with a super-soker full of urine, and buying the parts at Fred Meyer for a small explosive.
That is the boring version.