One time we grabbed Mom to take her to Lowes in Oklahoma to buy some green carpet that looked like grass, for the mower shop we owned. It was a looong trip. We stopped in a town neighboring ours (but not neighboring Wellington, where Mom was in an assisted living home) to get gas.
We took a bathroom break. Usually I would go in before Mom because I knew she would stay by the bathroom if she still had to pee. But this particular time she budged into the bathroom before me.
I was SO relieved that she was still waiting by the bathroom when I came out, that I linked her arm and walked directly back out to the truck, and the trailer, which had the huge roll of carpet on it.
So, we’re on the road to the non-neighboring town where Mom lived (60 miles round trip) and I was idly thinking, “Shoot. I didn’t get a receipt for the gas.” I could have written it off as a business expense.
Then it hit me…“I DIDN’T GET A RECEIPT BECAUSE I DIDN’T PAY FOR IT!!!!!” I’d been so relieved and intent on getting Mom safely in the car that paying for the gas completely slipped my mind!
I yelped, “I DIDN’T PAY FOR THE GAS!”
Rick looks at me, looks at the rear view mirror and says, “OK. We got a huge roll of grass green carpet loaded on a butt-ugly white trailer with ugly red trim We are SO under the radar. Cops will never find us!”
Mom, in the back seat, laughed and said, “Maybe I’m not the one with Alzheimer’s!” :)
I turned myself in to their sister company the next day! They called the store and said, “Did you have a $20.00 drive-off last night? ..... pause… OK. Well, she’s turned herself in! She’ll be down to pay today!”
That town is only 15 miles away from here. About a hundred from where we were headed that one night.