No. Did you not read the teeny tiny print on the teeny tiny tag on your Downey ball? It says that you may not use any other fabric softener in the Downey ball or you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
This question borders on the tasteless! Just remember, after using the Snuggie on your Downey ball, if you do not have an erection within four hours, call a doctor.
No. Sensors in the ball will detect the different chemistry and trigger an alert that will result in a SpecOps team being deployed to your home. Expect a loud “knock” on your door around 3am followed by your room being filled with heavily armed gentlemen escorting you to the nearest laundry reeducation facility.
No. This is in violation of fabric softener laws. You could do time in prison with those fuzzy, creepy, little singing bears.You want to be a bears bitch? Bad idea, bad.