Social Question

filmfann's avatar

Does the Hulk ever have to use the bathroom?

Asked by filmfann (52402points) December 31st, 2014
13 responses
“Great Question” (2points)

Funny picture , but how accurate can it be?
When the Banner transforms into the Hulk, he would have to aquire a lot of mass, so it is easy to assume he just absorbs any extra waste he may have in his bowels, but assumptions get us in trouble. Is there any supporting evidence?

Observing members: 0
Composing members: 0

Answers

ucme's avatar

He should shit Banner out & remain himself forever, either that or crap cucumbers.
As ya mama always said…“eat your greens & stay healthy”

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (1points)
elbanditoroso's avatar

When I was a kid, we asked similar questions about Superman—how did he get out of his cape if he needed to take a dump? And since there was no zipper on the front, what did he do if he had a full bladder in mid-flight?

There was always the question of the Batmobile as well—did Batman (or Alfred) fill the car with Regular or Hi-test? and was there a spare tire in the back in case of a flat? DId the Batmobile have Goodyears or Firestones?

Some questions, I think, don’t have any answers….

elbanditoroso (33424points)“Great Answer” (2points)
zenvelo's avatar

Seeing as how he only eats people, he doesn’t get a lot of roughage, so I imagine he doesn’t have to crap until the serum wears off.

zenvelo (39516points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Pachy's avatar

As someone once said: Superheroes, looked at too closely, are neither super nor heroic.

Oh yeah, I said that. ;-)

Pachy (18610points)“Great Answer” (1points)
filmfann's avatar

Even if The Hulk does crap, I am pretty sure he doesn’t wipe, not that seeing him with skid marks on his pants would make him any more terrifying.

filmfann (52402points)“Great Answer” (0points)
janbb's avatar

Hopefully not when he’s on a long distance swim!

janbb (63110points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Berserker's avatar

@ucme Heh I’m remembering that avatar you had of the Hulk fucking a cement mixer lol.

Berserker (33548points)“Great Answer” (2points)
talljasperman's avatar

Give the Hulk some fiber in his diet.

talljasperman (21919points)“Great Answer” (1points)
kritiper's avatar

Of course he does! But he can’t use just ANY bathroom. Probably has giant iron reinforced concrete outhouses erected here and there for his convenient use. And reinforced they would have to be because, otherwise, “Hulk SMASH!”

kritiper (25757points)“Great Answer” (1points)
elbanditoroso's avatar

And I suppose he uses sandpaper instead of Charmin?

elbanditoroso (33424points)“Great Answer” (1points)
kritiper's avatar

@elbanditoroso More likely an industrial grade sand-blaster.

kritiper (25757points)“Great Answer” (0points)
ucme's avatar

@Symbeline Haha, I was reminded of that too, was told by the mods… & I quote…
“Remove that fucking avatar at once you depraved sick cunt”
To say I was a little taken aback would be an understatement :D
I may have made that up though, I can’t tell what’s real or not after last night’s binge drinking

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (3points)
gasman's avatar

The video is on YouTube here!

gasman (11335points)“Great Answer” (1points)

Answer this question

Login

or

Join

to answer.

Older »
Have you ever thought that someone was trying to ...
« Newer
Would you like to join me in New Years ...

Mobile | Desktop


Send Feedback   

`