A BBC series about an Undertaker and a midwife who fall in love. The undertaker is played by Martin Clunes as an overweight and cheerful guy who also moonlights as a musician.
Hopefully there are books about the processes they use in their work. I’d read them. Also, perhaps rummage through the filling cabinet in the hope that they keep detailed records. Who knows what fabulous information I might find. Other than that, I think I’d be pretty bored. My roomies aren’t going to be talking much.
Pretending that I am turning undead… 30 minutes later look for food. Then sleep in the most comfortable coffin. Also I would use the computer and write on Fluther.
Okay, sense I don’t know them I won’t get too dark. I’d set up two card games, place the cards in each corpse’s hands then leave them for the owners to find in the morning. I’d sleep on the floor. I wouldn’t want to over sleep in a coffin headed towards the crematorium.