All depends where these would be located. I guess two small ones could be dealt with more easily? Is your little one trying to break the news to you before you see it in the wash?!
GAK!
Do the two smaller stains match?
—Can I pretend a pattern?
What kind of shirt?
—Can I slip my arms out, spin my shirt, re-insert my arms and wear it backwards with jacket?
Is the single stain shaped like anything? Jesus? Florida?
—Can I pass it off as art?
Lastly. Can I just go back to bed and not worry about it until later?
One larger. When I wash it I know it’s all one stain and it will either come out, or not.
Oddly:
You know how they say you only have one shot at getting a stain out? That once you’ve washed and dried something with a stain, you’re SOL?
Lately I’ve been having ‘Two’s the Charm.’ I notice the stain, I wash, stain still visible. I was again and the stain disappears! Happened at least 3 times lately, wash and dry each time.