Don’t wear cotton clothing when it is cold (<40 degrees F), it retains moisture and can cool you to the point of hypothermia just by absorbing your sweat.
“Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.” – Nelson Algren
I don’t know if you drive, but in case you do or ever will:
If you apply the brakes and they fail, gradually apply the parking brake instead.
I don’t know if you’ve ever gone mountaineering in the snow, but always approach a cornice on your stomach, using an ice axe or your outstretched hand to check for support.
Never fire a bear banger at a bear. Fire it upward, so the bear will run away from you, not toward you (which it will if the banger goes off behind the bear when you miss).
-All grass is edible.
-In the event of a heart attack, in addition to calling 911, chew and swallow a full dose aspirin tablet.
-old cellphones can still call 911
-If your being pulled over by police, put your hazard lights on, drive to a well lit place (populated is a plus) park, turn the interior lights on, crack the window, and put your hands on the steering wheel until the officer asks for papers.
If you encounter a bear in the wild, make yourself apear big, put your arms in the air and yell at it. Don’t look at it in the eyes, but slowly back away.
Only run if it is charging you. Drop all of your belongings before running, it may stall the bear. Play dead if you are being attacked.
When puttingon/removing horse blankets from horses in breezy weather with a lot of static electricity action beware of the sudden zap and following buck fest. I am getting the evil eye this morning and may end up crushed in a stall today. haha
@Uasal Between this answer and your other answer to the walking barefoot question, I’m totally picturing you doing a random barefoot shuffle on a farm.