“Season 5: “Homer and Apu”
Original airdate in N.A.: 10-Feb-94
Apu and Marge wait at the back of the long line in the express lane.
Apu: Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk
the cashier’s head off.
Abe: {Ah, there’s an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I
remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of
toast. I set the toaster to three—medium brown.}
—Then he tied an onion to his belt, “Homer and Apu”
Apu: Let’s go to…that line.
Marge: But that’s the longest.
Apu: Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chitchat.
—Axioms of shopping lines, “Homer and Apu”
Marge smiles approvingly as the line moves much faster.”
great call, flameboi