I went out with a woman for two years and moved in with her. Four years later, still unwed, we had dinner with her friend and the friend’s mother.
Out of the blue, Maude (the mother) says “isn’t it about time you two were married” and pulled a calendar off the wall, pointed to a date about three months away and says “you’re getting married on March 5th”.
She was wrong,
We waited until April 16th, end of tax season because I am an accountant.
That was 32 years ago.
SRM