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What are some funny euphemisms for stating a person lost or was bested badly?

A bit of lighthearted fluff to muse over, what are some colorful ways to say someone got bested, or beat badly? For instance, ”This game is in the refrigerator, the light is out, the eggs are cold, the Jell-O is jiggling and the butter is getting hard”, ”Stick a fork in them, they are done”, ”He got smoked better than a summer sausage” or ”Best head for the exits now folks, it’s all over but the shouting”

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