I imagine my posts being read by Woody Allen Even though I’m a woman, everything I write should be imagined in a Woody Allen voice to best understand my mood and general personality.

For some reason, this week, people have been reading my posts with Lewis Black in their heads.

As much as I love Lewis Black, and as painfully unfunny I find Woody Allen, trust me. Everything I write should be narrated by Woody Allen if you really want to get the gist of it all.

So anyway, when we read your posts, who should be narrating them in our heads? It doesn’t matter if the voice doesn’t match your age, ethnicity, or gender. If Fluther turned into an animated movie, who would play you?