They still exist, and I think I have misplaced them in my house. But I’m dumb, so what do I know.

I assume at least 70 percent of you are smarter than me. Please use this gift and help me. Maybe the “collective” of you and your great minds can send positive meditation energies my way.

I really can’t find them and I’m marooned in my own home until I do.

Topics: collective, social, humor, finding lost things, personal crises