This question made me laugh outloud. Excellent job! :)
I have pets. The roof was patched last Spring. It isn’t a pleasant feeling: a puddle. But one can clean up a puddle. Then wash one’s feet with straight lye.
Now, a spider web is a whole different ballgame! Yow!
There are all sorts of spiders around here. But any spider that leaves a cobweb big enough that you feel it when you walk right into it? Uhn-uhn. No.
It’s probably huge, glow in the dark colors, beady eyes, and giant fangs that drip drool. Euw. You just know it would be the very spider that wraps you up in order to slowly drain the life out of you, laughing a treacherous spider ” you’re screwed now! ” laugh. Nope. Thanks.
Well, sooo looking forward to going upstairs in the dark now! I wonder if the fanged killers are afraid of Frankenstein torches swooped back and forth in front of me…..hhhmmmm… The pets may have to clean up a puddle from me this time!