Why 8? Do they correspond to circles of Hell?
8= Unfaltering affection. Never gonna give you up.
7= We get disrupted now and then, but you’re almost an 8
6= Haven’t seen you in a while, but it feels all organic when we meet up
5= I have love for you, but I don’t rely on ever reaching you.
4= My steadfast, everyday buddies. Let’s grab a beer!
3= Work friends who can be trusted.
2= Friends who spread secrets. Not to be trusted with anything meaningful.
1= Fuck you. Get the fuck away from me.