I had a very vivid and unusual dream. I was meeting at a hotel with a client and a group of people when I had to go to the bathroom, which was just down the hall.

The bathroom had the outer door to the hallway, and then the inner door to a long room with a sink and one toilet (no stall) at the very end of the room.

I was sitting on the can just about to tinkle when an attendant wheeled in an elderly woman wearing a mink coat and hat in a wheelchair. Then, two very large (think Amazonian) women talking volubly in French just pushed past the lady in the wheelchair and came down the length of the room toward me.

Still talking, one of them came right up in my face. All of my rudimentary high school French fled from my mind and all I could think of to say was, “Excuse, excusez moi.” The woman ignored me and turned around and sat down on my lap on the toilet.

I was horrified and speechless. I looked at the other woman in appeal and she said something too rapid for me to follow. Then the one sitting on my lap stood up. I flushed the toilet and rushed out of the room without even washing my hands.

What do you think it means?