I would think getting up and out of the house and doing something productive in some fashion most days would help boost your score.

People who think they can keep score in life have already lost.

The best way to score one’s life is to figure out who has the bigger funeral. But you can’t ever be present for the comparison.

I’m not buying that life is a game. I think it’s one day at a time. Do your best today and repeat tomorrow.

You get a point for every funeral you attend that isn’t your own.