I have a case that is few years old. My hunch is that it never would go bad. The expiration date has long since passed. But age ain’t nothing but a number.

This is pretty much I all I have to eat and I am starving and I am not putting on pants tonight to walk to Subway.

If I have a few packets will I die?

I’m going to eat the shit in a hour even if I don’t get some sort of confirmation. So if this doesn’t turn out well it was lovely knowing you.