Texas:
CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY; SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY makes it up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The Texas Constitution
Article 1 – BILL OF RIGHTS
Section 4 – RELIGIOUS TESTS
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
In LeFors, Texas – It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
In Mesquite, Texas – It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
In Temple, Texas – Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
In Houston, Texas – the law states that it is illegal for beer to be purchased after midnight on Sunday but, it can be purchased on Monday.