I’ve heard it said by acquaintances of mine, who happen to be of Native American heritage, that the act of washing one’s car is, by itself, the white man’s rain dance.
@Cruiser maybe the lack of rain these past few years from El NiƱo require the additional unlikelihood of the Cubs winning!
@Yetanotheruser We already have that by adding in the Bears. I washed my car yesterday and we have 3–5 inches of snow coming tomorrow….I am so not surprised.
Make a bonfire and dance naked in the moonlight until a ring appears around the moon. @YARNLADY and I only live about 40 miles from each other, yes, we need more rain!
Forget the chanting. Get some cannon. Nice big howitzers. Napoleon and other generals of the past have noticed that after a major barrage, it rains (Waterloo became a mudhole on day 2). The Boers, agrarian Christian fundamentalists of the first order, used cannon to create rain until their religious beliefs stopped them. It was decided in their parliament in the 1870’s that forcing an act of god by human means was a sin and they outlawed using cannon to make rain.