@poofandmook Yes, you captured the spider dance perfectly.
@cage I would rethink labeling that person a friend. My siblings never went that far, but did delight in my torment sometimes.
You know you’re an arachnophobe when:
1. You have rules for how spiders are killed and for corpse disposal.
2. You feel them crawling on you hours after an encounter with one or with a web.
3. Your screams when you see a spider have been mistaken by hearers for someone being murdered.
4. You have an elaborate set of tools and procedures for dealing with spiders when you are alone and see them.
5. The worst thing that can happen is the spider gets away, because then you don’t know where it is.
6. Your spider dance has been mistaken for worship of the goddess Kali because of all the whirling limbs.
7. There are no small spiders.