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Do you agree with the classification of Trump's comb-over as critical habitat?

Asked by Brian1946 (29801points) April 1st, 2016
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According to the Center for Biological Diversity, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service classified the comb-over wilderness atop the pate of presidential contender Donald J. Trump as a “critical habitat” for more than 300 endangered species.

How would you classify whatever is perched on Trump’s scalp?

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SecondHandStoke's avatar

Just like his topically delivered complexion.

I’m more concerned with the content of his character than the color of his skin.

I don’t care if a candidate has a grotesque combover or a “nappy ass weave.’

I care that they can deliver in their post.

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOLL! Hair!
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees, a nest for birds
There ain’t no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Ahh Hair the musical.

My favorite song is “White boys are so pretty.”

zenvelo's avatar

@Dutchess_III I don’t know what that stuff is made of, but it ain’t hair!

And any organism caught there is definitely endangered.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, just Hair the song, by the Cowasills.

THERE’LL BE HELL TOUPEE.

Brian1946's avatar

I canna beleef that none of youse is taking this seriassly! ;-o”

ucme's avatar

He’s a redneck’s wet dream, living proof that a whole bunch of americans are thick as pig shite.
His “hair” reflects the thinking behind his army of supporters…”so bad but who cares”

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

I agree that it is his real hair. What I suggest is that he dyes his hair.

NerdyKeith's avatar

Too much of the tanning beds; combined with bad dye jobs. Its fried his hair to bits. And now he’s got hair that looks like gone off spaghetti.

He did used to look like this

Coloma's avatar

Looks like a poached baby Orangutan skin to me. lol

stanleybmanly's avatar

It’s a possum.

ibstubro's avatar

That’s impossumable, @stanleybmanly!

Brian1946's avatar

Hopefully whatever lifeform it is, will have a big bitchin’ BM and take a dump on Trump.

ibstubro's avatar

Only in the respect that his comb-over seems to be providing cover for something that is in critical condition. Namely, his brain.

Coloma's avatar

@ibstubro LOL…good one!

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