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How well can you alter a song title/lyric, making it more risque [NSFW]?

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) April 12th, 2016
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#TwatASong currently trending on twittah

Change any word(s) from a song title or any lyric within to something, well…nsfw I guess.

Nutbush Clitty Limits
Revulva
Paradise Clitty
Daydream Me Beaver

^^ That kind of thing, the deeper in the gutter the better
Not the most mature thing to do I know, but hey, could be fun

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Getting pounded by two rails on this crazy train

Summat like that?

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I wanna hold your gland.

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American Thigh

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Come with Jesus

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There’s that old Johnny Gash song: When the Man Comes

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@Seek Sounds about right, unless she was a sleeper, that would be necro…oh never mind

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More Than Feeling

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A Kiss Ain’t Just a Kiss

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Fuck Me, I’m Shitfaced

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Classy Girls (Kiss in Bars)

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@CWOTUS You the man

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Tease For Two… I’ll let someone else have a turn, maybe.

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Nah, fuck that, you boost the volume all on your own

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Do you want to blow an old man?
And maybe cup my balls
You never touch them anymore
Kneel on the floor
It’s like you hate my smalls
You used to like to swallow
And now you don’t
I wish you would tell me why
Do you want to blow an old man?
It doesn’t have to be a long one.

No Way, Pervert

Ok, Bye.

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Mounds of Silence
Lay Bitch, Lay
If I Were a Porn Actor
Somebody That I Used to Blow

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Pretty Vacunt

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If we can class things up a bit…
Bride of the Valkyries (Wagner)
Queer of the Night Aria (Mozart)
William Tell’s Overtures (Rossini)
Rode Joy (Beethoven)

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Nailing Philadelphia (a whole album!)

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I came on Eileen

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Jumpin Jack Flash licks your gash, gash, gash
Beaver Las Vegas

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What a long strange fuck it’s been.

I can’t get no pussy action.

Wild pussies couldn’t drag me away.

Hit me with your best wad, fire awaaay.

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“Losing my erection.”

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“Just take those old condoms of the shelf.

Sometimes I sit and fill them by myself.

They say masturbation’s really good for you health…”

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“Blow, blow blow the Pope.

Gently ‘till he creams…”

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“Muff.

Muff will tear us apart again…”

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“Goooodby hoooorses.”

Would you fuck me?

“I’m cryin’ over yooooooooo.”

I’d fuck me.

“Gooooodbye hooooorses”

I’d fuck me so hard…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D37aUdKcD3o

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Go Down for What

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Goin’ Down on Laurel

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Tuesday After Nooner

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Brothers in Legs

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She Ain’t Ugly, She’s My Sister

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The Crane Mistress

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Smells Like Teen Spunk

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Twat: A Wonderful World
Turn Down for Twat
Twat Do You Mean
Twat the Water Gave Me
Twat Makes You Beautiful

I could go on… it looks as though I already have.

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Cum till you die

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Haha & the silent majority says fluther has dumbed down, nowt wrong with a bit of bawdy satire

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Friggin in the Riggin…no, wait

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Found this on the internet, thought I would pass it along:

Sing it to the tune of Macarena

Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!

I go a little faster and it’s feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain’t enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where it’s beena
Hey Masturbata!!

I do it in the car when I’m driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other’s on my meata.
I can’t get out the car cause I’m sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I’ve looked at Ms. November now I’n gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and it’s mayonnaise I’m makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!!!!!!...

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