Dammit!. You may have just crushed my smug belief in my detective skills. I am not kidding, true story.
I was in my car waiting for a traffic light this afternoon. An elderly blind man with a white cane was holding the arm of a young tattooed guy while they crossed the 5 lane street street.
“Dawwww”, I think. “Clearly the old guy left the corner bar and the bartender said, ‘I’ll walk you to the bus stop.’ And off they went.
I KNEW this was the story, because the young guy had a towel hanging from his belt.
Who else carries a towel but a bartender?
Stupid towel day.