Nice, @Cruiser. In the event I mentioned above, I had fallen asleep after driving too far, too long in one day and night, spun out across two lanes of interstate, and ended up rolling the car 360°, on its wheels and facing backwards, into about a 12’ drainage ditch (fortunately dry at the time) at 4 AM on a mostly deserted road. (It’s amazing how time slows at those points, isn’t it? That roll, when I play it over in my head, runs out over several minutes, and in reality… maybe two seconds?)
I stepped out of the car (the door still opened) and climbed to the top of the ditch, where a trucker who had been following me about two miles back was pulling up to stop and assist. As he saw me walking toward him he laconically said, “Saw the whole thing. I didn’t really expect to see you walking. I’ve already radioed the police for you, and they said they’ll be here shortly. If you’re alone, I’ll tell them there’s no rush.”