For all afflicted with this particular anxiety, Dr. Stan is here to reassure you that he is certified in the skills required for the quick and total relief from the agonizing miseries bedeviling those among you with too much money. The bmanly cure comes with a 100% guarantee of total satisfaction and is cheerfully administered by the doctor as a public service.
Greetings and salutations, Sir!
My name is Mr. Hope. Along with Dr. Faith I administer Charity’s – aka @Dutchess_III – trust fund.
Pleased you’re interested in our services.
Unless you’d care to fax a copy of your check, your checking account and routing numbers should be sufficient to complete the transaction.
Good day, and Cod bless!