Since you are so obviously a genuine and renowned “bon vivant”, the sheer volume of women passing through the estate would compel the staff to a stance of attention for the considerable majority of time allotted their working lives. Alas, another troublesome reality confronting those of privilege.
Thanks to the mods for allowing this question, you have a sense of humour after all ;-}
Cheers for the responses peeps, no staff were fired as a result of this, although one proud member took particular exception at the suggestion of some form of medication, soon laughed off though