I’m a skilled internet stalker. I’ve considered getting certified as a private investigator. My skills have been honed over 15 years of searching for my father online. Unfortunately it’s really hard to find an ex-cop. They tend to disappear when they want to.
And yes, I was surprised to find my former best friend from junior high was arrested for molesting the kid she was babysitting. And that my stepbrother murdered someone and got away with it, and that he kidnapped and raped someone and got away with a slap on the wrist. And that my former pastor was arrested for using dead parishoners’ identities to scam a multi-level marketing scheme.