Who the hell decided lions are the kings of animals?
What has a lion done for the sake of animal kingdom? Nothing.
Lions are nothing but giant, lazy, territorial, burping orange ashholes with bad, displaced toupées who either sleep or fuck around.
I suggest we find a smart, capable leader with new ideas and perspectives, someone who knows the needs of ordinary animals, who would make animal kingdom great again.
What is your suggestion?
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