I remember munching on crayons, eating Elmer’s glue that I had spread on my desk and let dry to a thin ‘skin’ (sometimes mixes with eraser noodles’), and Play Dough we had let dry on the heat register.

The crayons stick to your teeth badly.
The glue tastes pretty much like it smells, only saltier.
Play Dough is very salty, and much better dry than wet.

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