* Have a large high-resolution screen.
* Have multiple large high-resolution screens.
* Play high-requirement games well on a large high-resolution screen.
* Have powerful graphics cards.
* Use a real physical keyboard without defeating most of the purpose of the form of my device.
* Have multiple high-capacity high-performance hard drives that store everything I want.
* Have huge amounts of RAM for fast computing, gaming, photo manipulation, etc.
* Have other built in full-size drives, burners, network and other devices, etc that can be swapped in and out.
* Run software designed for full computers with full displays & specs.
* Dual-boot Linux and Windohs 7.
* Easily avoid all sorts of unwanted tracking/spying attempts via built-in webcams, GPS, etc. and not have to void my warranty if I want to install whatever hardware or software or have root access.
* Easily install software that doesn’t go through a “store” app.
* Hold down my desk.
* Generate dust bunnies.