The right question for me is “What are some things you would post on Facebook?” I use Facebook strictly for contact with people. I rarely post anything unless I’m asked to, which in that case usually selfies that bear the faces of the askers.
I hate every post that tries so desperately to be smart-ass. Pretentious life experience, wisecracking quotes… There’s no purpose in these posts except for a cheap attempt to show off. I specially hate it when the posts direct serious current events. The last election was an example. Lots and lots of smart-ass posts about how Trump is evil and what people should do to combat him. Then after a few days those posters forgot all what they said and returned to their stupid self. To add to the insult, sometimes the quotes are just to bring people’s attention to a selfie!
Posts that seem to be intended as some kind of secret codes piss me off too. Those posts always contain cryptic messages like “I’m sick of it”, “what a horrible thing”, “get out of my life now!” Only the people that were with the OP before the posts understand what happened, and post cryptic comments too. I don’t know what those posts intend to be, some kind of secret messages among certain people or a pity party. Come on, if you want to talk with certain people, why not just limit your thought to a chat group or limit your post’s audience?
But the posts that piss me off the most are the blatant pity posts. Things like “I’m so sick today, but I have lots of work to do. Wish me well guys.” or “OMG I lost my phone! I must try to find it or else I’m done!” Bonus minus point if a photo is included. Oh yeah, if you are in such distress, how do you still have time to craft a post on Facebook? Unless you are asking for some specific help which you obviously don’t do, go solve your freaking problem already!