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Care to recite Shakespeare as you insult the Jelly below me?

Asked by Cruiser (40449points) January 14th, 2017
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Today you get to pick a “Shakespearian insult” from each column to greet the Jelly below you…precede the phrase with the word thou.

Ex. “Thou spleeny, hasty-witted pumpion”

Feel free to expound on your description of the Jelly Below me!

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Cruiser's avatar

Thou Jelly below me is a mammering, toad spotted moldwarp.

ucme's avatar

My whore, my whore, my kingdom for a whore…

Cruiser's avatar

OOOPsss.. The list apparently did not make the OP above. so sorry

Strauss's avatar

—Maybe it might make more sense to say:

Thou, jelly below me, art…

…a puny milk-livered flapdragon!

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Thou art a frothy, elf-skinned flapdragon!

That was easy. I just looked to the right.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Thou loggerheaded, flop-mouthed foot licker!

flutherother's avatar

Thou Jelly below me: would thou wert clean enough to spit upon.
Timon of Athens – Act IV, Scene iii.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Cantankerous canker-blossom, owner of no good qualities, deserving of nothing but endless scorn.

Coloma's avatar

I do desire we may be better strangers.

rojo's avatar

Oh yeasty bat-fouled giglet! Thou mangled rampallian nut-hook! You live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, Stew’d in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty! Thou art a disease that must be cut away.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Thou art a boil, a plague sore.

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